stay away from pigtailed girls

Product of a South Park character creator when I was trying to write a guide to world dominion in French. Love these homework assignments

The title's actually supposed to be 'stay away from the pigtailed girl' since those are teh exact words that the friend who gave me the link said when he saw this and heard me cackling insanely, but it wouldn't fit.

People, please meet the newest Dark Lady, Darth Sadistique. I think she accidentally chopped herself with that ax. I should have Allanya hire Sadistique to kill her siblings after Queen Allana left her with a crown and left her younger siblings with no protection from a cruel, maniacal power-hungry sister.

and I didn't draw this; I merely matched up the clothes and stuff.